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Learning English Through Laughter : 3



Mr.Green went to Germany, because he had some work there.He came back last Monday, and his young wife met him at the airport. They walked to their car and passed a tall, pretty air-hostess. Mr. Green said to her , ' Goodbye, Miss Harris, ' and the air-hostess smiled and said, 'Good bye' too.
Mrs. Green stopped and looked at the air-hostess .Then she said to her husband, 'How did you know her name?'
'That was easy,'answered Mr.Green. 'The names of the captain and all the screw were on a piece of paper in front of our seates.'
'What was the name of the captain?' Mrs. Green asked with a smile.
Mr.Green launged and answered ,'I don't remember any of the other names.'

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  1. I agree with the tip of not trying too hard to imitate the way of speaking. Aside from it's annoying, I think it will just blow their chances. Thanks for sharing.

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